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azoic..paleozoic..mesozoic…….technozoic..zuckerzoic..stupidzoic..zombiezoic……

Posted by Raunak Mahajan on October 17, 2012

Azoic

Age of rocks formed before the appearance of life in the geologic sequence.

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Paleozoic

A time of dramatic geological, climatic and evolutionary changes. Fish, arthropods, amphibians and reptiles all evolved during the Paleozoic.

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Mesozoic

An interval of geological time from about 250 million years ago to about 65 million years ago. It is often referred to as the Age of Reptiles because reptiles, namely dinosaurs, were the dominant terrestrial and marine vertebrates of the time. The era began in the wake of the Permian-Triassic event, the largest mass extinction in Earth’s history, and ended with the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event, another mass extinction which is known for having killed off nearly all dinosaurs, as well as other plant and animal species.

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Technozoic

A period of revolutionary technology advancements in automation and communication. This phase saw the development of incredible computing devices and a world wide network called the “Internet”. The latter would bring about a paradigm shift in way homo sapiens interacted across the globe. Simultaneously there was evolution of satellite communication and mobile phones. This period was distinctly noticeable by the increase in noisy chatter that emanated from Earth.

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Zuckerzoic

A “path breaking” innovation changed the meaning of relationships forever. “Like” became the most frequently used word of the English vocabulary. Humans began living in an illusion, confined in the spaces of their tiny rooms, yet in the company of hundreds of illusory friends. The noisy chatter spiked! Every new innovation was targeted towards making the users of this divine platform happy. Every gadget began being evaluated on the basis of its contribution to this social platform. All brilliant minds around the world were trained to focus their brilliance only towards social media. Everything else was neglected and discouraged. This also gave rise to a new breed of gadgets called the “Smartphones”.

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Stupidzoic

Right towards the end of Zuckerzoic, the world witnessed a sudden drop in intellect and logical reasoning. Thinking was no longer a given. Special efforts were required to trigger the human mind into thinking on its own. This period also saw a mammoth rise of “Ignorance”. Humans stopped noticing. “Quality Life” was replaced by a new parameter, “Speed”. Everything had to be done faster and faster. Speed outranked Logic in importance. This period is also referred to as the “Age of Smartphones and Tablets”.

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Zombiezoic

God migrated. Eden went barren. Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil wilted. Intellect extinct.

 

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15 Responses to “azoic..paleozoic..mesozoic…….technozoic..zuckerzoic..stupidzoic..zombiezoic……”

  1. rosedixon said

    I like the Age of Smartphones and Tablets. So true.

  2. Well, this one is just like the one i wrote on- social and still alone in the world of zukerzoic and technozoic

  3. Laugh my zoic off! πŸ˜†

  4. soumyav said

    i love the way you differentiated and defined the ages… very true.. speed is today’s word…forgetting the rest around..we are connected to the whole world and remain disconnected and aloof form our atmosphere and surroundings near us.

  5. Stupidzoic is worse than all mesosic beasts. πŸ˜›

  6. Stupidzoic is worrying… I hope it is a long time coming ….

  7. Good Deed said

    I would say that this is bright future πŸ™‚ this is at least a small fall, what you are writing, but we are standing on big cliff… I just hope we will have small fall πŸ™‚

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